How do I not have scurvy?
My lunch today consisted of a bagel, a slice of cheddar cheese, and some grapes.
I don't even want to talk about my breakfast....
Did you know that oysters are high in vitamin C? (Thank you Internet)
And also zinc? Which I think means that oysters and martinis are on deck for dinner... A kind of scurvy inoculation, if you will.
But seriously, I hate my diet right now.