I lost an onion in my car somewhere and OH MOLY HOLY my car stinks!
Seriously, it smells like a corpse. I cannot find the onion anywhere. It's making me not want to drive anywhere. And I swear I can smell it from here.
And before you ask, I KNOW it is an onion, and yes, I really did look EVERYWHERE.
Barf. Seriously. Barf.