Because I just ate a one dollar bucket of cotton candy.
Don't even pretend that you've never secretly wanted to buy one of those little plastic buckets filled with cotton candy in either pink or blue.
They are only a dollar and finally today I caved and bought one. It's made by Old Tyme Foods, and is apparently manufactured over on Avocado Street in Springfield, MA.
Yep, that is the image I will be seeing in my nightmares later tonight!